Shiny thing make it all better!

Hello and welcome to the official Daily Mash Android App, the thing you can put on your Android from Britain's biggest satire website.

What's in it?

* All the latest stories from the Daily Mash listed in an easy to use list.

* Stuff about sport, if you enjoy that kind of thing

* Advice from our ten year-old Agony Aunt Holly Harper

* Your astrological week ahead with Psychic Bob

* News in pictures and news briefly

* Random story generator

* The entire Mash archive. Every single story the Daily Mash has ever written, available for you to finger at will.

* Email and share things for Facebook and Twitter.

What's not in it?

* Banner adverts

The purchase price is for a one-year subscription. After 12 months the subscription will need to be renewed for a further 12 months at the discounted price of 82p.

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